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Unread postby icycalm » 22 Aug 2011 21:52

Here a subhuman invents an entire little alternate history dimension in which a long time ago I used to make games:

http://mindprobe.co/forum/index.php?top ... 683#msg683

quash wrote:It was a joke about how Anthony Zirbas himself probably used to make his own games a long time ago. I get the feeling the passage (right down to the begging parents for money) is based on a true story. He's clever when it comes to inserting self directed insults in to his writing.


We also see that, in that alternate dimension which exists only in the little subhuman's sorry excuse for a brain, I am also "clever" at "directing insults to myself" in my writings -- whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

Let the myth-building continue!
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Unread postby icycalm » 22 Aug 2011 21:55

I've also read in several places that I am (or at least used to be?), first a pederast and then a child molester, among other socially deviant things, but this part of my backstory hasn't been well developed so far -- so get spinning, myth-builders!
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Unread postby icycalm » 22 Aug 2011 22:24

See, it is a question of preparing the Oliver Stone script... This is what the subhumans are doing. Their own lives are so drab and miserable, and directing any amount of attention to them so depressing and ultimately futile, that they are indeed well advised to sit around all day (or at any rate as much of the day as they have left over after they are done with their slave labors...) and make up stories about the people they read about in the news. The subhuman himself creates the fantasy, and in creating it he consumes it. And because the reality in such cases -- even the most glorious reality -- is nowhere near as satisfying when consumed in this secondhand, imaginary manner, they need to blow it up as much as possible to make it palatable to themselves -- to make it have enough of an effect on them. It is the exact same way in which art works -- the subhuman is being an artist here. The fact, for example, that Carlos the Jackal assassinated a couple of people, which as a reality is doubtless extremely interesting and fascinating, seems very mild and petty when translated directly to the screen, hence the need to turn Carlos into a supercriminal mastermind and his victims from half a dozen or whatever to running into the hundreds. It is the same logic at work here. My life is exciting enough as it is -- AS LONG AS YOU ARE LIVING IT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE; but when translated to a couple of words on a page it is a meager meal indeed for the subhuman who is eager to consume them -- to consume ANYTHING AT ALL that will take him outside of his skin and his pitiably wretched condition for even a few moments. Hence he NEEDS to build the myth -- there is no question here of paying attention to what I have said, or to facts in general -- for the subhuman the myth-building is all he has; if you take it away from him (assuming you could, which you really can't without extremely advanced mind-control devices), the poor creature would become so depressed it would end up committing suicide!

So one should not wish to deprive them of this last consolation; to do so would be far too cruel even for someone like me. One should in fact even encourage them, which is precisely my goal with these few lines.
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Unread postby El Chaos » 24 Aug 2011 00:38

What the fuck is that "Anthony Zirbas" thing? They don't call you by your name or username because they don't want you to find them talking about what you do, say or think (in which case they have obviously failed), or is it some kind of stupid wordfilter they use because they consider it taboo or some shit, like the Judeo-Christian God's real name?

Either way you have them scared shitless icy, haha. Even the /v/ guys aren't so pathetic that they wouldn't call you by your name. Way to go, lol.
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Unread postby icycalm » 24 Aug 2011 15:39

Anthony is a friend of mine who registered this site's domain for me, because I didn't happen to be in possession of a valid credit card at the time. Then it seems that at some point some moron looked up Insomnia's registrar information and came up with his name, and he seemed to assume for some reason that the two of us are the same person (see also the myth-building process). I mean obviously "Alex Kierkegaard" is not my real name, but it's not "Anthony Zirbas" either. (And by the way, to clear this up as well once and for all, I chose the name "Kierkegaard" a long time before I knew anything about that man's philosophy, just simply because it sounded cool. At the time I had not the faintest inkling I would end up becoming a philosopher, and eventually overshadowing the person whose name I had adopted; all I was doing was picking a cool pen name for my game-reviewing career. That goes for the "Kierkegaard" part of my pen name, the "Alex" part came from the fact that I worshiped Alexander the Great as a child, and always wished my parents had named me after him. Nevertheless, "Alexander Kierkegaard" sounded too grand, so I opted for the shorter version instead. And there you have "Alex Kierkegaard" -- simple as that.)

So now there are a bunch of dickheads on the internet who fancy themselves smart enough to have "uncovered" my "real name", and think that by using it they have gained some sort of power over me. And I mean, how stupid is that? What sort of power would I have gained over George Orwell if I went around calling him "Eric Arthur Blair" for fuck's sake? It would just make me seem silly and difficult to communicate with.

But what are you gonna do. That's subhumans for you.
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Unread postby icycalm » 31 Aug 2011 00:22

As for my real name, by the way, I in fact have many of them, as I have been known by many names throughout the ages. Among Egyptians I was known as Set, the ancient Greeks called me diábolos, the Philistines knew me as Beelzebub and the Moslems as Iblis (Arabic: Shaitan), in Latin I was known as Baphomet, and the Hebrews call me Ha-satan. So really, in this respect at least I am very liberal: everyone is free to call me what they please. It never makes any difference in the end.
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Unread postby icycalm » 31 Aug 2011 00:31

Forum is back, with the only thing missing being the ban list. So I guess banned users can run riot or whatever until I find a way to restore it.

Also, it would be a good idea for everyone to change their forum passwords, since the people who lifted the copy of the forum can now easily see them. Moreover, if you are using the same password with the email address with which you've registered here, don't forget to change that too of course. No need to panic about much else -- the dudes are just a couple of kids who, even if they wanted to cause you any real harm, are too stupid to manage it. Still, this might be a good time for you to take a few moments and change all your passwords across the net. Apparently, it is good practice to do that a couple of times a year anyway.

My apologies, of course, for the inconvenience caused, and I am in the process of taking every step to ensure that anything of the kind never occurs again. I'll probably be posting some more later about this incident, and then moving on with normal Insomnia stuff.
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Unread postby icycalm » 04 Sep 2011 15:42

lol check this out:

http://www.readability.com/articles/5jpiekgz

It is a site that transforms web pages to make them more "readable", and it works really great. Cut out my sidebar, of course, but the reader obviously knows where to find it.
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Unread postby icycalm » 04 Sep 2011 15:48

Hilarious page:

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Minecraft

Found it via the referrals to my review. Someone linked it at the bottom.
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Unread postby icycalm » 12 Sep 2011 14:46

http://www.jerk.com/profile.php?id=25334674

That's how I learn about these new-fangled sites now. Someone starts a page about me.
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Unread postby icycalm » 03 Nov 2011 13:57

http://caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=v ... pid=137051
http://www.gamer.no/artikler/55768/komm ... er-kultur/
http://8wayrun.com/threads/how-should-s ... ost-274477
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread. ... st30321656
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 26#p716626


The Monster King wrote:don't worry guys just stick to the plan

the indie plan


http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=21338.0


http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussi ... nt_9620192
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussi ... nt_7346831
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussi ... t_13680986
http://ocremix.org/forums/showthread.ph ... post801569
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=21338.0
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/574 ... ft-review/


http://www.the-ghetto.org/forums/index. ... 3#msg11863

MichaelJLowell wrote:Writing reviews is hard fucking work. I consider it fascinating how simultaneously crass and eloquent the structure of his reviews are. He makes it look very, very easy. His earlier work (2006 and 2007) has some rough edges but he smooths them out by '08 and beyond.


That's right. I worked hard at it; my first reviews would take me a fucking WEEK simply to WRITE them, and now I can practically scribble one as fast as I would a forum post of equivalent length. At the same time, my unprecedented understanding of the THEORY of how games function, coupled with the most thorough, comprehensive and encyclopedic knowledge of the history of the artform than any man has ever possessed, quite simply means that I am the ultimate game reviewer lol. Funny thing is there was a time when I would have fucking KILLED to be at this stage, and now I have attained it I almost see it as something so far beneath me it's barely even worth mentioning.

And by the way, to make this perfectly clear: when I say I worked "hard" at it I don't mean in the resentful, begrudging way that slaves work "hard": I loved and enjoyed every moment of it, I wouldn't be where I am today if I had not. All it means is that it took me a lot of time, time which I invested wholeheartedly, without the slightest reservation. I do have reservations NOW when I sit down to review games, because a little voice at the back of my head is continually whispering that I'd be better off writing game theory and philosophy instead, but every

(And, by the way, as for that dude's comment, note that by "structure" he means "style". It is not possible for the structure to be crass or eloquent; he just means the style but is too dumb to find the right word.)


http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 23#p717523
http://forums.selectbutton.net/viewtopi ... 489#996489
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?di ... 0A44890300
http://www.dievorezimas.lt/2011/09/02/i ... mment-9676
http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/topic/305 ... #post-2584
http://itjustbugsme.com/forums/discussi ... king-again
http://flashyreview.com/2011/09/well-al ... -mechanic/
http://kotaku.com/5840547/stab-giant-an ... gons-dogma
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussi ... t_20521576
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-curr ... s/60360461
http://www.spyroforum.com/post-359715.html#359715
http://blogs.lavanguardia.com/inspiraci ... -huizinga/
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443960
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread. ... st31255158


Sorry, 'MEDS 310: Senior Seminar (Fall 2011)' does not allow guests to enter.


http://moodle.vassar.edu/course/view.php?id=3253

If anyone has access to that site I would be interested to find out what sort of seminar this is and what is the nature of their link to my site.


http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... st25361551
http://forums.selectbutton.net/viewtopi ... 29#1015929
http://thetldr.com/index.php?/topic/524 ... w-i-found/
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/3752 ... ment122616
http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk ... ost2871968
http://www.reddit.com/r/truegaming/comm ... _a/c2o2w9k
http://www.pcplay.hr/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 2#p1531652
http://forums.gamer.co.il/gamer2/php/re ... or17427912
http://plus4chan.org/b/cog/res/132104.html#133791
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... t396255493
http://pipes.yahoo.com/pipes/pipe.info? ... 4cb84aa2e3
http://ocremix.org/forums/showthread.ph ... post810853
http://mefightclub.com/discussion/1973/27/minecraft/
http://ranssite.gloriousrobot.com/forum ... start=1125
http://www.the-ghetto.org/forums/index. ... 3#msg11733
http://shoryuken.com/forum/index.php?th ... st-5962678
http://7chan.org/minecraft/res/7853.html
http://www.reddit.com/r/truegaming/comm ... ts/c2qi41i
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 03#p730503
http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/30492052#30493552
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/3393329741
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread. ... st31782084
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread. ... st31865405
http://www.techspot.com/news/35283-stor ... comment_45
http://www.moreawesome.net/2011/06/what ... -like.html
http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.p ... msg1224222
http://www.dfosource.com/forum/spam/891 ... -game.html
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread. ... st32197999


Paul Eres wrote:here are some new screenshots, this time with a focus on textboxes! (you'll note an icycalm reference, it's not a serious part of the game, just some comic relief):


001dgkat.png


http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?t ... #msg624174

That game actually has passable art. I am impressed, Paul. I can see by your forum avatar that you really are a fuckface, but at least you can draw.

Still, this is typical bum bullshit. Inserting "ironic" "references" in an effort to make their game more interesting to fagots, while the only thing such "references" do is to diminish even further what pathetic little immersion there is to be had in their abortive works. I mean imagine I am playing Gears of War 3 and suddenly I see a reference to Tim Rogers in there. Bummy bullshit for fuck's sake. They are doing absolutely everything they can to ensure their games suck as much as possible.


http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showt ... st14487401
http://www.dinofarmgames.com/?p=418#comment-134
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments ... nt/c2vzz7m


And someone linked the Cocksucking piece on one of Leigh's articles on Kotaku again, and it got around 70 hits before they removed the link. Not the first time they do it either. Here's the relevant article:

http://kotaku.com/5854826/im-tired-of-b ... m-a-person

She's clearly learned nothing in the intervening couple of years. If anything she's become even more fucking insufferably annoying.


And by the way, to end this installment of the reaction thread with some really hopeful news, I just want to say that people have been linking the philosophical essays on the site for a long time now as well, it's just that I am not mentioning it here because they weren't written specifically for Insomnia. Here is an example:

marisaolson wrote:LOTS of good essays, via Martin Kohout


http://delicious.com/url/a5f41773b2eb6a ... fab781ddb5

The Essay index will eventually become the no.1 intellectual link on the internet. Just wait and see.
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Unread postby icycalm » 10 Nov 2011 14:16

http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic ... 63#1851563
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/ ... y#13154458
http://raidenii.net/files/binaries/

Eventually my search for arcade info on the internet led me to Insomnia, a site I thought not much of at first, but as I kept reading found to have a much greater understanding of games (and apparently philosophy as well, something I'm not too familiar with) than any of the usual boring magazines or news-blogs.
The dreg I used to read for reviews and news used to cause me to almost fall asleep and often loose interest.
But once I started reading insomnia I somehow felt drawn in by every text I started to read.
The writing is of high quality and the topics covered in the essays, reviews and forums can be difficult to understand, but that makes it all the more worth as the challenge makes it all the more fascinating.
There was this inspiring article on arcade culture on there; suddenly a one credit clear seemed to make sense.


I'd also like to encourage anyone reading this, whether they play games or not, to seek challenge in life.
It might not seem obvious to everyone why, but trust me when I say it's good (or better yet, start reading insomnia and you might learn).


http://evo-ge.blogspot.com/p/about-this-site.html

http://forum.gameland.ru/m_2154133/mpag ... tm#2472317
http://forums.zeldaspeedruns.com/index. ... 7#msg14587


http://plus4chan.org/b/cog/res/138408.html#138467

Anonymous wrote:>I don't care what Nietzsche says, if I did I'd be on a site for Nietzsche, what do you think icycalm?

You know what he thinks. Nietzsche is the basis for what he thinks. You might say that's being unoriginal but philosophical concepts aren't written then thrown out the next day only to lie in anticipation for the next guy to rediscover what's already been discovered. It's a progressive endeavor built upon the understanding of yesterday. There's a reason you call a marxist a marxist first and not a socialist, though you could. It's the belief in a very specific set of idea's rather than some lumping together of potentially different things and in Nietzsche's case his philosophy was unique only to him. Not until him did anyone think the way he did.

I'm not going to sit here and say that Icycalm is a philosopher. He hasn't even published a book on philosophy. But to say "I don't care what Nietzsche thinks." even though it better describes the ideas, and fills the gaps in between the ideas that Alex uses and gives credit to the guy who invented them I find that silly. Would you prefer he just reword Nietzsche's ideas and claim them as his own? Or maybe you just don't care for philosophy in which case whatever but Icycalm does and it definitely seems relevant whenever he brings it up.


Anonymous wrote:Wow that article sure is... something. I actually tried to read it, but then I got to the part where he quotes an old essay about films and then copy+pastes the excerpts with film terms and titles swapped out for video game terms and titles, and stuck his name beside it as the citation, and my eyes crossed.

Then I realized that I wasn't even a third of the way through and I said 'fuck it'.


http://badgame.net/index.php?topic=4973.0
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/8085015

Also just as much sexism, homophobia, and ethnic prejudices one would expect from an X-Box live chat line except gilded in erudite diction and academic citations.


http://789chan.org/L/res/1443.html#1456

hoopy wrote:Four paragraphs and you didn't even say anything. What articles did you read and why were they so unspeakably awful?

I think Insomnia is still the only worthwhile site about video games. If icycalm wrote about his bowel movements and how they relate to the last game he played, it would still be better than reading about Leigh Alexander's identity crisis or Yahtzee's sexual orientation. Speaking of Alexander, Cocksucking Videogameland is one of my favorite Insomnia articles.


http://rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php ... 53#1856753


And finally, the cream of the crop:

http://www.the-ghetto.org/forums/index.php?topic=1668.0

HAL 9000 wrote:This man is absolutely brilliant and fascinating and there's no way around that. Unfortunately, most of you will never really get the chance to see what he is like under the public face he puts on. For that brief span of time in which all eyes were focused on mindprobe I could see how vulnerable he really was.


So vulnerable, that even with the entire contents of my email since 2005 and knowledge of one of my biggest crimes (among dozens, by the way), not only have you still not managed to inhibit me in any way (despite you and the other little fuckfaces going as far as to drop out of your educational and social lives for a month in order to better dream up ways in which to screw me), but you've mightily contributed in my decision to redesign the site and its publication model to the kick-ass be-all end-all thing that it now is. But whatever dude! Whatever makes you feel better for:

http://www.the-ghetto.org/forums/index. ... 3#msg18383

HAL 9000 wrote:As a result of all this drama I am now a month behind on all my classes, my social life is virtually nonexistent, and I'm so fucking fed up with mindprobe that I actually WANT Antti to take it down. And to make matters worse, I'm stuck in a bumfuck college town in the middle of nowhere; I have no job prospects, nor will I have any five years from now; the best I can hope for is mediocrity at this point and this shit is just dragging me down even further. I doubt things are any better on your end, but either you can't see it or you're in a state of denial or something.


And despite all this, you are so fucking dumb, and have learned so little from this fiasco, that you can go ahead and say:

HAL 9000 wrote:If anything, this just confirmed my suspicions that I'm way smarter than he is; I just have to find some way to show it.


Yes, please do so! We'll all be holding our breaths! We can't wait to hear in detail why reviewing a game like SimCity is a waste of time if you can just review one of its sequels instead, how you can recreate the Unreal Engine inside Game Maker, since after all Game Maker is "Turing Complete" (LOLOLOLOLOLOL), how everyone in the Mindprobe forums was not only just as smart as me but smarter, and why it makes perfect sense to wait one year before you die to subscribe to Insomnia, thereby saving so many years' subscription fees, while still getting all the content. These are all brilliant ideas that clearly show how "way smarter" than me you are, and I am sure I've missed several of them I've seen you post in various gutter-trash forums in the past few weeks, so please, do come back and enlighten us with your towering more-brilliant-than-Alex-Kierkegaard intellect.

And P.S., as for the idea that I have a "persona" of some kind (it means "mask" in latin), and that I am a different person "on the internet", and on the telephone, and via mail, and via telegraph, and via smoke signals, than I am in "real life" (lol) it is a common misconception among little fuckfaces like you who are so weak and fearful of everyone around them, that they are constantly putting up a front with everyone they interact, and therefore cannot possibly imagine a being which can afford to relax and be themselves in their dealings with others. Nevertheless, it is a FALSE IDEA, as false as the ideas that rats have in their little heads about the behavior patterns and psychological processes of eagles or panthers.

And with that I bid you farewell. If you keep your promise to disappear and move on to another handle (which by no means proves how, beneath all your "braggadocio", you are deeply conscious of WHAT A FUCKTARD you have made of yourself in this little incident -- no no no!), then I am sure I won't be hearing from you and about you ever again, since, you are, after all, a braindead little fuckface.

(Someone please post that in the fuckface's thread because I want him to see it.)
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Unread postby icycalm » 10 Nov 2011 14:23

To realize the immensity of his dumbness, and the vast, cosmic, utterly unimaginable distance that divides my intellect from his in the order of rank of intellects of the universe, consider that he is dropping his online handle and moving on to a new one because HE CAN'T SHAKE LOOSE SOME 17-YEAR-OLD ASPIE KID, whereas I've had the contents of my entire email from 2005 exposed, including my current identity, address, and telephone number (as well as bank account numbers, travel details, and fuck knows what else), as well as details of one major crime I have committed, AND I AM NOT SO MUCH AS BATTING AN EYELID.

Someone would be doing me a big favor if they copy-pasted this and the above post in that Ghetto moron's forum.
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Unread postby icycalm » 12 Nov 2011 16:49

http://www.the-ghetto.org/forums/index. ... 2#msg23392

MichaelJLowell wrote:Remember how I said that icycalm wanted to rehabilitate his image in order to sell some subscriptions?


The same psychology that was at work with the "persona" comment above, is at work here too. The only motivations that these shitheads know are the base ones that they see inside themselves, and when they try to interpret the actions of higher beings which have nothing to do with them, they necessarily project their own wretched psychology onto them. "ICYCALM IS TRYING TO SELL SUBSCRIPTIONS LOL." And that is a good enough reason for a subhuman shithead TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU WRITE AND YOU BEHAVE! And he has the nerve to attempt to plaster this pathetic way of thinking ONTO ME! What is the point of spending so much time reading this site if you are going to go out of your way to not understand anything?

Which is why I am helping them by making it harder for them to read the site. If I could make it IMPOSSIBLE without also hindering humans, I would. Unfortunately, however, I can't for the time being, though one day soon I more or less might.
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Unread postby icycalm » 17 Nov 2011 14:07

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmes ... tpage=2#32

Boblion wrote:http://insomnia.ac/essays/the_conspiracy_of_art/
Baudrillard.

http://insomnia.ac/commentary/on_the_ge ... art_games/
Icycalm the ubermensch.

If you don't mind some homophobic comments and a long read it is the best thing about video games and art you will be able to find.
Behold subhumans !


Effay wrote:/thread


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Unread postby icycalm » 20 Nov 2011 14:45

ShoggothShepherd wrote:Does the kind of attention coming from a higher being make you validated in any kind of way?


http://www.the-ghetto.org/forums/index. ... 0#msg24310

It is the same with all of them. Even if I so much as spit on any of them they immediately interpret this in a way that will make them feel better about themselves. Take The Ghetto moron, for instance. He focuses all his attention to the fact that I read his and his readers' reactions to my writings, while conveniently ignoring the little fact that I do the same FOR EVERYONE ELSE ON THE INTERNET WHO REACTS TO WHAT I'VE WRITTEN. "Reality", for the subhuman (i.e. the fact that I pay attention to EVERYONE, and not just HIM) is irrelevant -- does not exist, even -- the only thing the subhuman is interested in is modifying and falsifying it as much as needed in order to somehow feel better about himself, to silence the little voice inside his brain that's constantly yelling (or is constantly on the point of yelling, in the proximity of any person who actually has value) "I am worthless".
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Unread postby icycalm » 20 Nov 2011 15:09

To be more specific, in the case of The Ghetto moron again, why is he and his site worthless, despite the fact that I occasionally browse it, as I browse the sites of everyone who will allow people to comment on Insomnia's content?

Because the content of his (and his readers') that I am interested in is not ORIGINAL CONTENT, but REACTIONS to MY content, get it? I have never gone to that site to read The Ghetto's or anyone else's SPONTANEOUS, ORIGINAL views on anything -- there was only this half-decent Heavy Rain review that caught my eye a while back, which I contacted the moron to help him improve and bring it up to Insomnia standards, but he proved incapable of doing this so I played the game myself and wrote my own review. Apart from that there's nothing, absolutely nothing -- except perhaps a really great parody of a Halo 4 review, which doesn't say much since you can find decent comedy more or less everywhere (one of the "Leigh Rogers'" pieces, for example, came from NeoGAF, the other from rllmuk, etc.)

In other words, The Ghetto dude has nothing of value to say beyond mindless chatter about the latest meaningless "news" item ("Bobby Kotick said this", "Activision's DRM did that", "Congress ruled this", etc.), and shitty attempts to adopt Insomnia's reviewing policies that are not even worth mentioning.

So the only thing he has left to salvage something of his pitiful little ego with is the fact that I check his forum for reactions to my writings. And if told that I also check everyone else's forum, he will probably retort that I check his MORE than anyone else's, or some shit. Which -- surprise surprise! -- is exactly what EVERYONE ELSE thinks of my forum-browsing habits. There are threads on both Select Button and Shmups.com, for example, where people are saying that I must find these forums the most important forums in the world, because I spend more time replying to comments on me posted there than anywhere else. And it's of course all bullshit, since the variation to my browsing and replying habits depends entirely on the frequency and amount of comments on me on there at any given time.

Really, the final argument that the subhumans have is this: "Why do you even BOTHER reading our replies if we are so far inferior to you anyway?", which basically amounts to asking why do I care about how my readers react to my writings, which basically amounts to asking why do I bother to write.

So here is where the INSANELY REACTIVE way of thinking of the subhumans gets them (even if they themselves are too dumb to realize that's where their way of thinking leads):

"Why does anyone bother to write?"

And this is a question I am not even going to dignify with an answer.

Now sit back and watch how that Ghetto moron attempts to spin something out of all the above with which he can deceive himself into feeling good about himself, all the while ignoring THE ONLY REAL OPTION AVAILABLE TO HIM TO GENUINELY BECOME BETTER (instead of merely deceiving himself into thinking he is better than he actually is): to shut up with the fucking chatter already and play some games and try to understand them.
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Unread postby icycalm » 22 Nov 2011 14:02

The retardation continues on the Ghetto. Next up is some dude who claims to understand Nietzsche and Freud better than me, and to be an expert on freedom, all the while using the term "unemployed" (i.e. free) as an insult. I kid you not, here it is:

half wrote:I find it funny how anyone could let themselves think that Icycalm is some kind of Nietzhan ubermensch instead of some unemployed aspie boosting his ego via the interwebs.


He then proceeds to give a very illuminating aspie's interpretation of Nietzsche's doctrines -- check it out:

http://www.the-ghetto.org/forums/index. ... 0#msg24510

I swear to god that in that 30+ page thread there are maybe five or six decent posts, and most of those are by SriK and lobote, the first of whom is an Insomnia reader and contributor (i.e. NOT a Ghetto reader), and the second of whom is widely ridiculed on the Ghetto as an imbecile.

And the Ghetto moron is STILL retarded enough to think I am going to his site because I find it worthwhile. Next up he is going to be saying that, since I reply to more of his retardations here than things I've read on, say Postback, the Ghetto is a better website than Postback. Stay tuned for more fun with your friendly neighborhood worthless subhuman pieces of scum!
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Unread postby icycalm » 23 Nov 2011 14:55

SriK covered it, though some of the others got close here or there:

http://www.the-ghetto.org/forums/index. ... 0#msg24700

What that retard weaselboy is doing (looking for tiny inconsistencies between articles that were written months or years apart, and then screaming EUREKA! once in a blue moon when he finds one), is a deeply reactive process. It doesn't lead anywhere except to waste your time and make you appear even more stupid than you are -- it even makes you stupid. If I, for example, were working in that way I would be screaming Eureka in every other one of Baudrillard's pages (and in every other of Nietzsche's chapters), and getting nowhere. The point is TO UNDERSTAND the author, not to "prove" him wrong. And the main thing that that weaselboy moron has failed to understand is that it is IMPOSSIBLE to describe a real process in its entirety without contradicting yourself at some point, because real processes (i.e. ALL processes, because all processes are real), are circular -- they "turn in" on themselves (because the universe is finite, and they cannot expand forever), creating "apparent paradoxes" in the process, which are impossible TO DOCUMENT WITH WORDS without contradicting yourself. But you are only contradicting yourself IN THE WORDS, not in your brain, hence why the reader's task is to try to RECONSTRUCT the (non-contradictory) process IN HIS BRAIN WITH THE HELP OF THE WORDS. In the debacle above, to get back to the point, SriK has done it better than everyone else, with the help of the explanation that I gave him the other day about a piece of shit ultimately being art, and possessing artistic value, even by my definition of art -- though only a negligibly small amount of value, therefore "being art" only in an extremely limited, ultimately pedantic sense, i.e. NOT being art. Because when I say "art is the craft of illusion", this ultimately renders every object in a existence an artwork -- even ones NOT created by "man" (an objection, by the way, which SriK failed to make). Because, after all, what is "man"? (A miserable pile of piles, etc.) If it is impossible to pin down the definition of man to a specific group of creatures (and trust me, go to any decent biology professor and they'll tell you it's impossible), the term "man" can therefore be applied to everything -- even to rocks! And if it can be applied even to rocks, then it can also be applied, for example, to the seeds from which trees grow, therefore making trees man-made, therefore making trees art!

But again, this is to be autistically stupid in the weaselboy sense. This is to misunderstand the author on purpose, because you have some autistic grudge against him and would rather "prove" him wrong than fucking understand anything. As I explained to SriK in the other thread, if you go about it this way you can ultimately take every word in the dictionary and show how it can be used to stand in for every other word, thus rendering communication impossible, and any piece of text nonsensical (or, alternatively, make any substitutions you want and make any text say whatever you want it to say, even the opposite of what the author TELLS you that he meant to say). But this is, to say it once more, the REACTIVE way of reading, of "deconstructing" -- the ACTIVE way is to try to FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT THE AUTHOR IS TRYING TO TELL YOU, and if you are a noble man and a genius like me, EVEN EXPLAIN TO THE AUTHOR WHAT HE WANTED TO SAY BUT DIDN'T MANAGE TO QUITE GET ACROSS AS CLEARLY AS HE WOULD HAVE LIKED TO, in the manner described by Nietzsche here:

Nietzsche wrote:The opinions of one's opponents. -- To assess the natural quality of even the cleverest heads -- to see whether they are naturally subtle or feeble -- one should take note of how they interpret and reproduce the opinions of their opponents: for how it does this betrays the natural measure of every intellect. -- The perfect sage without knowing it elevates his opponent into the ideal and purifies his contradictory opinion of every blemish and adventitiousness: only when his opponent has by this means become a god with shining weapons does the sage fight against him.


icycalm wrote:That's what the perfect sage does. The perfect idiot, on the other hand, not only fails to understand what his opponent is saying, but twists and obfuscates and falsifies THE FUCK out of it -- and "only when his opponent has by this means become a pathetic worm with no weapons whatever does the idiot fight against him".


http://culture.vg/forum/topic?p=13204#p13204

Which is where weaselboy and his ilk come in. (Weaselboy, by the way, who a few pages back was trying to impress everyone with his knowledge of philosophy by calling Jean-Jacques Rousseau JOHN-JACQUES, lol. That'd be like me calling Baudrillard John Baudrillard lol -- proof that I hadn't read a word of him lol. Not that having read the moron Rousseau, "the moral tarantula" as Nietzsche called him, would have helped him, or Mill or whatever other retarded pseudo-philosopher that kid is pretending to have read. Still, it helps to see what kind of people you are dealing with when they fail to even get the goddamn names of their authorities right.)

Of course at this point someone could come and reproach me with the accusation that, in my Simulacrum essay, for example, I am doing the same thing to Juul as I am reproaching weaselboy here with. But that is, once more, to have failed to read the essay closely enough and to have misunderstood me. For every time I criticized Juul for some idiocy, I explored ALL POSSIBLE INTERPRETATIONS of his claims -- I took that little passage of his apart and put it back together again in every possible way -- I explored even avenues which the author himself did not explore in an effort to get something intelligible out of it -- I gave him every possible avenue of escape. The fact that I got nowhere in all these efforts is simply due to the passage being A MENTAL ABORTION, which the author vomitted with not the slighetst concern of explaining anything, but simply in order to get a book published and establish his reputation. For THIS is the real meaning of Half-Real; the book has absolutely nothing to do with videogames, and the words in it were thrown in the most random and haphazard way simply to get the pages filled. At the end of every attempt at critique of that book, THIS is the fact one will always come back with, the TRUE interpretation (which is to say the most insightful, the most powerful one) of what that book is trying to say: "PLEASE CONSIDER ME AN AUTHORITY ON VIDEOGAME THEORY" -- just like every one of weaselboy's posts in that retarded thread are crying out to heaven "PLEASE CONSIDER ICYCALM'S THEORIZING WORTHLESS".

And that, dear readers, is how a genius gets to the bottom of things. None of those people, neither Juul, nor anyone posting in the Ghetto thread (bar the Insomnia readers), actually have THE SLIGHTEST desire to understand how videogames work -- otherwise they would be discussing my theories for 30 pages, not random shit that has absolutely nothing to do with them (and the same goes for the rest of that worthless forum). Of what use is it if the subhumans say "WE ARE INTERESTED IN THEORY", "WE ARE INTERESTED IN PHILOSOPHY" -- their actions speak A HUNDRED TIMES louder than their words, and betray them to anyone with the eyes to see them.
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Unread postby icycalm » 23 Nov 2011 15:12

And to solve that little problem that has been bothering them for a couple of pages, so they can get back to discussing some typo I made, or what I had for breakfast yesterday, or what my dirty underpants smell like:

SriK wrote:In a videogame, there's no actual creation or destruction going on


This is wrong, though he does make up for it and cover up the mistake a bit with his subsequent explanations.

But to get beyond the uneducated, subhuman chatter that fills that thread: IN A PANPSYCHIC UNIVERSE THERE IS NO CREATION OR DESTRUCTION. Nietzsche ended up calling the word creation "illegible, a mere word -- one can explain nothing with a mere word" -- precisely because you need MANY words, and the relationships between them, in order to say you have understood anything. In the present case, then, it is obvious that, since nothing can be created out of nothing (or, even more profoundly, the word "nothing" is meaningless, created by our ancestors while looking at the air, for example, and assuming that there is "nothing" there), "creation" is a non-concept: an empty word. And the same goes for destruction, which our ancestors probably invented, for example, when they burned something, having failed to see how they hadn't actually destroyed anything (i.e. make a mass of material vanish from the universe), but merely TRANSFORMED a substance or set of substances into another substance or set of substances.

So creation and destruction are ultimately meaningless words, but try to imagine how conversations would play out without them. Instead of saying, for example, "I made (i.e. created) a pizza napoletana", you'd have to say, "I transformed a mass of dough, cheese, tomato, anchovies, olive oil and thermal energy into a pizza napoletana". So we keep these goddamn words, in the same fashion, and with the same understanding, with which we call the liquid crystals on our screens "soldiers", "houses" and "dragons".

Ultimately, in every process of transformation there is an EQUAL amount of "destruction" and "construction" going on, which is why those who use the word "creativity" as a buzzword, advocating nonsense like "pure creation", and the like, are so full of fucking shit, since it is impossible to create something without destroying at the same time something else, and the greater the creation, the greater the destruction that will underwrite it.

Which gets us back to my so-called "contradiction": all that the contested passage says is that the amount of creation and destruction going on in a virtual world is tiny, and hence negligible. Therefore, there is no contradiction thankyouverymuch, and good luck wasting more of your time trying to find others in my writings. Above all, enjoy your ressentiment! After all, it's all you're going to have left when all is said and done (since you are not even going to have understood anything).
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Unread postby icycalm » 23 Nov 2011 15:48

And to talk about a human in this thread for a change, this guy's posts are worth following if you don't mind the occasional visit to the TIGSource forums. He seems to have read and deeply understood almost everything on the subject of game theory I've so far written:

http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?t ... #msg646711
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?t ... #msg646744
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?t ... #msg648395
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?t ... #msg648966
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?t ... #msg649243
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?t ... #msg649807
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?t ... #msg650785

Here'a a typical passage:


DavidCaruso wrote:But anyway it isn't a "small" group of people who're going on about this subject, "games as art" has been the focus of hours of industry talks and articles at this point (as well as some museum presentations and TV shorts, lol), usually with an undercurrent linking art with "emotion" (again, for some reason people only ever seem to be talking about sad emotions when they use this word) or "deep meaning"/"self-expression"/"story" (because meaning is actually something that the artist just places into his work like color or shape and all the viewer does is look for it like an Easter egg scavenger hunt and also the most effective way to convey deep meaning is to obscure it by making the viewer press buttons to control a highly advanced technological TV toy displayed at 30FPS instead of just writing it down directly, and self-expression/personality is actually a real goal that needs to be explicitly aimed for in order to be achieved instead of something that always comes out naturally in any great work an artist makes, and what makes games artistic aren't things unique to them but rather what in their specific context usually amounts to supplemental coats of paint which other artforms have always been doing since the invention of writing, etc.)


He is basically rephrasing my arguments while taking great care not to mention me or link me, which seems to work in that people are not outright swearing at him, but which of course ultimately fools nobody. I don't mind it much either. Whatever works for you, since I'll get my dues in the end no matter what people do.
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Unread postby icycalm » 23 Nov 2011 16:06

Notice also how he finds it impossible to explain these things without posting "walls of text" (humans call them "essays" or "books", for the benefit of any subhumans reading this), and is being constantly reproached for them.
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Unread postby SriK » 23 Nov 2011 18:44

DavidCaruso is my TIGS account. I feel a bit bad for not directly linking your work when I've obviously drawn off it so much, but I think that if I did people would use it as an excuse to devolve the topics into random insults/cursing or "original thought" bullshit instead of trying to actually respond to what I'm saying (like what happened in the "earth-shattering battle" thread.) This way the discussions are relatively noise-free, and rephrasing and applying your points also helps me clarify and understand them in my own mind. Most of the active posters there already know I'm a supporter of this site anyway. (I thought you'd have immediately figured out it was me too, since my points in that thread regarding Super Meat Boy were practically copypasted from my review =P)
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Unread postby icycalm » 23 Nov 2011 18:49

lol I did get a strong sense of deja-vu with those comments! But then I thought your name is Asian, and "DavidCaruso" is Caucasian, so I just put it down to an extreme coincidence, or to "Caruso" having read your comments on the game on the Ghetto via this forum perhaps. Small world, eh. I guess I may have far fewer readers than I like to think, but whatever.
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Unread postby SriK » 23 Nov 2011 19:03

lol, the DavidCaruso username is a reference to the CSI: Miami actor of the same name (who's become something of an Internet meme thanks to how awful/corny his acting is.) I originally used it as a joke name for a gimmicky humor account on another forum a few years back, but over time it somehow became my main Internet alias for a while. I'll probably change the display name on that account to SriK at some point too (or even just make a new one entirely, for more "professional" game development-related stuff.)
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