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Unread postby icycalm » 18 Dec 2012 00:36

http://forums.selectbutton.net/viewtopi ... 45#1205445

Dark Age Iron Savior wrote:interesting! Thanks for pointing this game out, I'm a big fan of wilderness survival games (although not necessarily actually playing them).


He is a big fan of games he doesn't play. I shudder to think how he treats games he is a small fan of.

But anyway, everyone who writes about games today, from the pros to the "indies" to the pseuds, down to every single last message board user, is in the same boat to a greater or lesser extent. They play nothing and simply sit around all day long scribbling about how much they "love" (or most usually hate) all these games they don't play. And it goes without saying that none of these people are gamers, hence the absurdity of their views on gaming shouldn't surprise anyone.

Wanna know what the online output of a real gamer looks like? Here:

http://backloggery.com/Shou

And of course you will never catch this person whining about the state of a flourishing industry in its prime -- he's too busy enjoying himself playing all these games, you see.

And that's my post for the day done with. I am off to the world of Red Dead Redemption now and I wish you all a pleasant day of mindless forum refreshing and sick whining!
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Unread postby icycalm » 13 Nov 2014 23:42

http://culture.vg/features/segabastard/ ... -new-xbox/

I've linked discussion of this article to this thread, because what Nick is analyzing in it is merely a case study of the Sick Blabbermouth Chandala syndrome, which I will be exploring in depth in an essay in Videogame Culture: Volume II titled "On Industry Doomspeak and the Sick Blabbermouth Chandala Syndrome".
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Unread postby icycalm » 21 Nov 2014 03:27

Bad title, great article. They are not "petty", they are SICK. They need urgent medical attention, as per the thread's title.

http://www.reaxxion.com/2026/the-pettin ... -reviewers

Bryant Anderson wrote:The Pettiness Of Game Reviewers

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It happens every year now. Last year it was that nonsense over a single animation from Call of Duty: Ghosts. This year the outcry is now over a single button press in Advanced Warfare. Every year it’s the same story, and every year an even more trivial example is picked out and attacked for no good reason.

Desperate to find something, anything, to make themselves feel superior for not playing and enjoying a Call of Duty game, the “enlightened” gaming community at large goes through these games with a fine-toothed comb, until they can finally find something to either laugh at or condemn. Preferably both.

Gamasutra has jumped on the bandwagon this year with their recently published article, All Due Respect: Press F to Farce by Andrew Vestal. Basically the article is an attempt to defend a similar scene from Batman: Arkham City while at the same time attacking its usage in a Call of Duty game.

First of all, this is such a trifling article that I couldn’t possibly recommend it to you. The author comes off as someone who’s been backed into a corner and is inventing any possible excuse to justify his feeble position.

Just know that in one of the year’s most outstanding action shooters, an absolute must-play, with game-of-the-year material shining through every inch of it, from a series with a reputation for having too much “guns and explosions,” this is what people are upset about:

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Now if you want to criticize the text for even being there at all, and make the argument that the context-sensitive button prompts and popups hurt the game’s immersion, then I’m all for it. That kind of stuff actually matters. That’s the kind of thing we should be talking about.

Riding the jeep in the second mission and seeing Irons’s name pop up all over his face throughout the whole ride as he’s talking to you makes it very jarring to ever look him in the eyes. How unnatural is that? Why not let the player turn all that text off, like in Killzone: Shadow Fall?

But nope. Ignore all that. Let’s get to the real issues here. The military funeral scene. So, assuming there’s a real issue here, what should we do about it? According to the author, all the problems with it would have simply vanished had it been optional to interact with the casket and if the text had rather said “Pay Your Respects”. Or if it hadn’t have been a Call of Duty game. Like I said. Trifling.

No doubt the author was forced to play through the game for some reason. Why else would someone who’s just reached this scene burst out into irreverent laughter? Detached. Like in some kind of a MST3K scenario. (As seen here: Clueless Gamer) And he has the audacity to accuse the developers of being disrespectful. Give me a break.

But that’s how it is with people that are not interested in video games. People who have no love for them, but still persist in writing article after article about them. It’s no wonder that we ended up in the mess we are today. Too many scribblers and not enough people actually playing and enjoying the fruits of the greatest period of videogames that history’s ever known. If you ever mistakenly find yourself on the side of the mockers and scorners, do yourself a favor. Take your leave from them. And play a videogame.

By the way, I hear that new Call of Duty is excellent.


Why do the Chandalas hate Activision, Ubisoft, EA, et al? Ressentiment. They are compelled to automatically rage against everything that is great and successful in this world.
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Unread postby icycalm » 21 Nov 2014 03:34

I also like the intro text to the article on the site's frontpage:

Bryant Anderson wrote:Psuedo-gamers laugh at games. Gamers play them.


Reaxxion's first truly good article.
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Unread postby icycalm » 09 Dec 2014 01:17

https://archive.moe/v/thread/274963974/#274968417

Anonymous wrote:I'm done here. Come to culture.vg if you are a genuine lover of videogames. This place is a cancerous cesspool of sick nerds who'd rather argue about games they've never played and have no interest in playing trying to convince one another that they "hate what gaming has become" more than the other. As if there's anything to hate about gaming at all. As if hating anything at all is something to be proud of! It's sickness, plain and simple, and culture.vg is the cure.


Not true, unfortunately. culture.vg is not the cure. The cure is shutting down their computers and leaving their rooms. But this they can't do, because there's nothing out there for them but pain and humiliation. Hence they stay in their rooms, and vomit their bile on any website that will accept it. With 4chan being the easiest place to post in, it naturally gets the largest amount of bile.
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