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The icycalm thread

Unread postby icycalm » 20 Jan 2023 21:22

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I keep getting these on Steam. I don't know how many of them I have by now.

This is the comment that did it this time: https://steamcommunity.com/app/1669000/ ... 9493212540

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Fun fact: I was the class clown in school.
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Re: The icycalm thread

Unread postby icycalm » 15 Mar 2023 02:44

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Almost everything is wrong.

That was my first use of the program. Subsequent uses will be mostly philosophico-political, so I'll be posting them on Orgy.
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Re: The icycalm thread

Unread postby icycalm » 24 Mar 2023 16:45

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It's quite conceivable that eventually only AIs will be talking about me and be able to understand me. I look forward to hearing more about myself from them.
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icycalm's Rust K/D Ratio

Unread postby icycalm » 14 Sep 2024 15:31

Let’s clear up something that’s being bothering me for years.

There’s a site where you can see the K/D ratio of Rust players, and mine is ridiculously low, and people have been using it on 4chan for years as proof that I am “bad at games” lol.

Faggots: Rust is not an FPS. It’s a survival-builder, and the way I play it is even more hardcore than that, because I play it as FP4X, trying to build a huge base and conquer more of the map.

So I am NEVER going out trying to kill people. Almost my entire playtime is spent inside the base building things and giving orders to people. Sometimes I go out to mine or gather stuff, or to missions in monuments again to gather resources with which to build. My goal is practically NEVER to kill people, so of course my K number will be low! The few kills I have in the game are almost an accident! On top of that, I will gladly take MANY deaths if it advances my missions! Like for example, say we’re mining a region, and a couple lame retards decide to camp that region and keep killing us. I will almost never bother chasing them down because that’s a waste of time. If other players in my team want to have fun with that, I’ll send them out, but my own focus is razor-sharp on amassing resources and using them to build. And even when we do attack a neighboring base, I usually just send people. Because I am the leader, get it? And this is more of a strategy than an action game—again, for the leader.

Not that anyone making fun of my Rust K/D ratio can grasp any of this. There are probably Australian aborigines who are smarter. But for my readers who have come across this bs and wondered about it, this is why.

My skill in Rust should be measured in the game’s own terms: I am playing in the biggest, hardest and most popular server, and I am building bases so large and beautiful that players mistake them for developer-made content. I am freakin’ awesome at Rust, one of the best players ever. And I better be, since it’s one of my all-time favorite games.
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Re: The icycalm thread

Unread postby icycalm » 29 Sep 2024 17:42

Dana White Reveals How Joe Rogan Joined The UFC
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CE8z27-ev1o

Sounds like me and game criticism. I would have worked in any of the big sites for free if they would have had me.

Did I bother to apply to any of them? No. Because I knew the result. And because I am lazy when it comes to boring stuff like writing a CV and applying.
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