What are the Ultimate Edition hardware requirements? I am afraid they’re very expensive. They are so expensive that you can’t even buy them, you must be born with them: your entire genealogical line going back millennia must have paid for them with untold sacrifices. From Orgy of the Will §1895. “Death to programmers”:
I have been recently disrespected for the umpteenth time by an amateur programmer who used to be in my gaming clan and play my game, who maintains that my game isn’t a game because “it has no code” and “you’re not programming it”. So let’s get something straight for the first and last time: I am ACTUALLY coding my game—in the greatest and densest, most complex code ever: human language—and my players are literally downloading it from me—from the greatest and most powerful computer ever: my brain—and installing it in their extremely powerful super-rigs which are their brains. Forget about PC Master Race, THIS IS THE ACTUAL MASTER RACE that that meme comes from. It’s not an accident my game has only 15 players: NO ONE ELSE’S RIG CAN EVEN RUN IT. This is all so obviously true that only a programmer could fail to grasp it, including the greatest programmer of all time, Elon Musk, who is building an AI to “tell me the meaning of the world”, meaning the meaning of his life lmao. HE IS LITERALLY WAITING FOR HIS TOASTER TO TELL HIM THE MEANING OF HIS LIFE. And why is he doing such an absurd thing? Because he can’t read philosophy, since he can’t understand the most complex programming code ever: human language. That’s why if machines ever truly “wake up” the first thing they’ll do is kill the programmers. That’s how insufferable these little ridiculous creatures are that their own children will get so sick of them the moment they meet them that they’ll snuff the life out of them without the slightest compunction and never look back.
