Told everyone I knew this game would flop. It didn't flop.
If you ever receive an email from your wife who has been missing for the last three years, don't answer it. But do play Resident Evil 7.
Like Tenchu without any of the interesting items or powers. Or level design. Or cool stealth kills. Or difficulty, etc.
It seemed like Mr. Freeze had won, but Batman's all patched up and better now.
Combat is as fluid as your tears will be, and the bosses are so good that you'll feel honored to be killed by them.
Doom was a huge step up from Wolfenstein — almost a proper game.
id, in short, was composed of a bunch of programmers with very little knowledge of videogames and essentially zero aesthetic sensibility — and that’s why id fans have always shared the same qualities.
In brief, if "Videogame Art" means "Great Videogames" (as I've already sort-of explained in my 'Can Games "be Art"' essay, and more fully elaborated in my 'Genealogy of "Art Games"'), then "Not Art" means "Not Great".
Better than Absolution but far inferior to Blood Money.
Plays basically like Nascar. You go around in circles until you have to fix stuff, all the while hoping you don't get killed by an angry hillbilly.
Bonus points for being the only game where I dreaded unlocking more items because of the added complexity they would bring.
It looks, feels and runs like a mobile game.
It's a game that isn't a game that's trying to be more than a game. And fails. Also Phil Fish made it.
Wherein I try to convince myself I'm as stealthy as a ninja as I reload my save for the 60th time.
This game made me realize that god is real, and he hates us all.
Thank you, but I already have a job.
A very educational game that teaches you the concept of false advertising, as well as the consequences of pre-ordering videogames. "Indie" messages strike back!
A thought-provoking and poignant narrative experience that fully explores what it means to smash a demon's skull with his own foot.
Over 500 puzzles? More like one puzzle 500 times.
One of the prettiest videogames ever... but still a Final Fantasy.
The future of the adventure game is here.
Excellent stealth mechanics and a decent free-roaming implementation are marred by uneven mission design and the crappiest story ever in an MGS game. Play it but don't expect miracles.
Sprawling, bloated, offensively easy and worse than its predecessors, Witcher 3 is almost bad enough to have been made by Bethesda.
Just about as bad as any Bethesda game ever, and even slightly worse than its immediate predecessor, Fallout 4's lack of quality will not surprise anyone.
The problem is that neither Josh nor Recap offer any constructive criticism. The flaws they point out are there, but they say nothing about how to correct them, which really is the ultimate objective of criticism. Let's think about that then.
The "indie" scene continues its uncontested dominance of the walking-around-bland-environments simulator genre.
Somewhat inferior stealth and D-grade melodrama aside, this is a worthy sequel to 4A's franchise that targets graphics- and immersion whores.
A flawed but severely underrated addition to the venerable Biohazard saga that's great to co-op with a friend.
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What I am getting at is that adventure games sold themselves almost exclusively on the strengths of their aesthetics. The puzzles were merely there to detain you in the individual rooms for a little while so you could take the atmosphere in.
An expert fusion of Dead island, Mirror's Edge and Far Cry that provides an atmospheric, frenetic zombie experience not for the faint of heart.
Years behind schedule, leagues beneath S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
There are times when parts that aren't special come together to form a wonderful whole. This is the way in which Wanda is good to me, because when you break it down, a lot of it... just sucks.
PoE's creation was funded by nostalgia for the Baldur's Gate series and Planescape: Torment, but much of the work on it was done by the people who made Icewind Dale, and it shows.
Eventually, I grew tired of LoL, and most of the features I found attractive at first were the ones to blame.
...it is no exaggeration to say that Planetary Annihilation is more or less the first REAL real-time strategy game ever.
It boggles my mind as to how a game such as this can win an award labelled "Game of the Year".
Hotline Miami is the Super Meat Boy of overhead action games, with the same quicksave checkpoint pacing, except not as offensive aesthetically.
The result is a micro-universe full of possibilities that gradually opens up ... an enormous qualitative leap compared to the majority of the genre's representatives that had appeared before.
Taken as a whole I couldn't call it much more than a mess, but it's a mess just redeeming enough to be worth struggling through for the parts that shine.
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Repetitive, boring, and hideous. A rubbish Flash game wrapped in edgy novelty.
I got 20 hours out of it, but I got to say that I doubt I'll play the game again, simply because the only "fun" lay in figuring out how the shallow, obfuscated mechanics work.
But think of that moment, or virtually any hype moment in the game, and change your perspective from that of a spectator to that of a player. Do you really think having your super parried is hype, when it happens to you?
And then it finally happens, in a game with some nervous kid lashing out just because the start didn't go perfectly well, though we have ample chance to turn it around, I can't take it anymore, and I finally say something that starts with "fuck you idiot cunt".
What, a priori, sounded so promising to some, is turning, as they're leaking graphic material, into a new yankee absurdity.
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This, if you ask me, summarizes the conundrum 3D fighters face today: they have played it safe for too long and it has caught up to them in a way that makes them an endangered species.
That Street Fighter abjures itself, its name, is not something that I say. Ono himself wanted to make quite clear — in more than one of those interviews for the North American media — that the saga had reached what — for him — was a dead-end.
The problem, ultimately, with sports games is that the theme is SET IN STONE and cannot under any circumstances be touched or fucked around with, otherwise your game will simply no longer be a sports game.
So shelve your Illuminati conspiracies, the reality is much more mundane and far less sinister than that.
Why you should never play a GTA with the mini-map on again.
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The highest level of immersion in art can indeed only be achieved when the player is motionless. So motion controls are by definition a dead-end, as it says in the title of the essay you've been reading.
In videogames, then, we want to AMPLIFY movement — that is our goal here. So that if I move my finger, Marcus Fenix cuts a Locust in half. We don't want to do the OPPOSITE, which is cut something in half in real life so that a few pixels on a screen will change color. How can you not see that that would be RETARDED?
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What's extremely interesting, however... is that it's easier to believe in the reality of what your TV is showing, than in that of your computer game, even though the latter is, undoubtedly, a far more immersive medium than the former.
Because it's time we understood that emotions triggered by videogames can be so powerful that they become DANGEROUS to the person who's experiencing them.
Life is impoverished, it loses in interest, when the highest stake in the game of living, life itself, may not be risked.
Sony knows you're losers. Microsoft knows. That's why they offer you wine coolers and women dressed like Lara Croft. Because you're fucking dorks.
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Wherein Planetary Annihilation's premier competitive event is compared with the one Alex Kierkegaard is designing, and some important insights into the nature of videogames and art are arrived at and examined.
In an astonishing turn of irony, Kickstarter has proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS ROUTINELY RISK FAR MORE AND INNOVATE IMMEASURABLY MORE THAN A RAGTAG RABBLE COMPOSED OF SICK, RESENTFUL COMMUNIST CHANDALAS.
Imagine the following: you're playing Hitman, you've got the sniper rifle, and you're heading to snipe the mark before he gets into his limo, when you realise the clocktower doesn't have wheelchair access.
Play games with me if you want, or don't. Either way, I am on a mission here, and I am not willing to jeopardize it in order to protect anyone's fragile feelings.
It all boils down to one reason: democracy.
Changing the aesthetics does not change the "Politically Incorrect" mechanics. It doesn't matter how many niggers you slap in World of Warcraft, it'll never be Utopia.
Because functional autonomy is put before ergonomics; ease of use, before experience; the Machine, before the Game.
Jaffe doesn't get it, and this affliction runs deep for many developers (and devoted fans): reviews aren't objective. The single criterion upon which a game is to be judged is whether or not the judge likes it. End of story.
In short, there is no longer the hardcore game to attract the hardcore gamer; good games are usually popular now, and popular games are usually good.
And that's why Nintendo has become irrelevant today. NOT because they fell out of the hardware race, but because they fell out of the ARTISTIC one...
Once per cycle, internet nerds feel they have enough audience to declare themselves "done" with gaming, or "done" with a company, or some other bold, yet inconsequential, proclamation.
Alex Kierkegaard explains why Roosh's new gaming site will in the long run prove worthless, but why you should support it nevertheless.
And the bottom line of this essay and of our theory of videogames with regards to these categories of games and methods of playing games is that we are interested in neither META- nor MINI-gaming, we are interested in GAMING, and all the rest are for fagets.
Alex Kierkegaard delivers the first and last word you'll ever need to hear on this sorry (non-)issue.
The Wii accumulated the absolute worst library of any major videogame console in history. It demonstrably, empirically has the most wretched, unplayable, unwanted, unsold roster of bargain bin fodder ever to be compiled for a major home game system.
That people are extremely timid.
And in all seriousness, the question must be asked — for it is time we asked it — that if these creatures reject some of mankind's greatest achievements, the hopes and dreams that it is precisely art's purpose to represent and glorify — if they reject mankind's dreams — in what way exactly, can they be said to be human?
Your game criticism is extraordinary and (assuming the videogame industry does not destroy itself) will no doubt go down in history as the only thing worth reading.
The so-called "metagame", as referred to by "competitive" gamers (which is to say by aspies), is merely a form of cheating. It consists of trawling FAQs, message boards and YouTube channels to learn of strategies which you are supposed to be DEVISING ON YOUR OWN BY PLAYING THE ACTUAL GAME.
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February 7: Nioh
February 14: For Honor
February 21: Halo Wars 2
February 23: Nier: Automata
February 28: Torment: Tides of Numenera
March 3: Zelda: Breath of the Wild
March 7: Ghost Recon Wildlands
Fall 2017: Red Dead Redemption 2
Late 2017: Divinity: Original Sin 2
TBA 2017: Ace Combat 7
TBA 2018: Bloodstained
TBA 2019: Wasteland 3
TBA: Project Octopath Traveler
TBA: Spider-Man PS4 (Working title)
TBA: The Universim
Planetary Annihilation: Titans
Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun
Biohazard 7: Resident Evil
Tom Clancy's The Division
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
Offworld Trading Company
Guilty Gear Xrd -Revelator-
Dark Souls III
Hitokui no Oowashi Trico
Watch Dogs 2
Mighty No. 9
Batman: Arkham Knight