Just a quick debunking of Chaos's bullshit earlier in this thread:
El Chaos wrote:Just watched the first two parts of the walkthrough. Enemies that are too busy shooting at the clouds to fight you,
Here he dreams up shit in order to slander the game.
El Chaos wrote:you can't dismember them
No idea what that even means.
El Chaos wrote:there are quick time events up the ass
Here he equates button prompts (and REVOLUTIONARY button prompts, that give you various choices no less!) with QTEs, demonstrating a complete lack of understanding of what that very simple term means.
El Chaos wrote:blocking is pointless
Another utterly baseless claim, something he simply dreamt up, once again, in order to better slander the game, since the player in the demonstration barely even attempts to block.
El Chaos wrote:navigational aids
Again, no idea what he's talking about.
El Chaos wrote:stealth kills...
Ditto. Perhaps he watched a Hitman video by mistake?
El Chaos wrote:it may be just a training mission, but man... it's Ninja Gaiden: Arkham Asylum.
And an utterly farcical comparison to top it all off.
So, basically, in order to avoid having to do this again, I am asking Chaos to please stop posting in the news forum. And my advice to him would be to even take a break from games for a while, because the only way such a behavior could be justified is if he's
sick to death of them. At any rate it is impossible for both of us to keep posting in the news forum, and since without me there IS no news forum, he is going to be the one who has to go. At the end of the day neither of us is gaining anything from this (him posting bile, me debunking it), and we both end up wasting a lot of good energy that we could put towards, oh I don't know, finishing our books and our Spanish translations perhaps? I mean look at this fucking post for christsake. Is there any reason at all to have to ENDURE the sight of posts like this in our daily browsing for game news? We are supposed to be ENJOYING ourselves goddamn it!
And because I do not want my morning to be ruined by yet another of Chaos's stupid replies that I'll be forced to delete (as I did earlier from the DmC thread), I am locking this thread so I can have a good night's sleep, thankyouverymuch. And to everyone else reading this, pay heed if you care about your posting privileges: POSING IN THIS FORUM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. If you hate games
stop playing them; if you feel like impressing someone, impress someone
with a vagina whom you can then perhaps get to
fuck -- trying to impress nameless strangers on a videogame forum is so pathetic someone should put you down out simply out of
pity for fuck's sakes. So, once more, pay heed: I am not going to be debunking any more bullshit of this nature in the future -- I am just going to be deleting posts and banning people. If no one is capable of posting a couple of decent links and decent comments, then just FUCKING SIT BACK AND LET ME DO IT ALL BY MYSELF -- forcing me to make such posts is obviously far worse than not trying to help at all.