And this is why I skim your posts, and can't be bothered to read anything you've written all the way through. When I come upon something like Messofanego's review of Wolfenstein or Shepton's review of Destiny, I read carefully, but you have never written anything close to that -- and even those dudes are massively inferior compared to me as videogame critics. Only once in a blue moon do they manage to write a game review that can be called decent, and even then, if I myself sat down to play those games, I could write something at least 10 times better than them. So here's where you are in the order of rank of videogame commentators, for your information:
5/5 icycalm
4/5 Messofanego, Shepton, Recap, Matt Warner et al., ONCE IN A BLUE MOON (i.e. most of what they write is well below this)
3/5 Messofanego, Shepton, Recap, Matt Warner et al., on a usual day
2/5 Tim Rogers, Brandon Sheffield, Eric-Jon Waugh et al.
1/5 You and Surth
0/5 J. Michael Lowell
True story.