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icycalm wrote:Why are programmers such doofuses who couldn't design a good game if their lives depended on it?
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by icycalm » 28 Jan 2022 19:02
icycalm wrote:Why are programmers such doofuses who couldn't design a good game if their lives depended on it?
by icycalm » 12 Mar 2022 01:08
lgbtrophy wife @julybwrites wrote:one small resentment w programs like talespire or one more multiverse or anything like that is that in addition to writing, performing, keeping track of rules, scheduling, etc etc some folks are now going to expect DMs to be pro bono video game designer/programmers too
by icycalm » 27 Sep 2022 16:17
CaptainCookie wrote:Let me translate for my friends who don't understand Jackass.
"Dev tools" means these "testers" and "devs" simply use console and chat commands to make their lives easy.
They Sethealth to whatever they like, i like 999999 but that's just me.
Then they use Freebuiling 1 so that they can do just that, build/craft anything, any quality, for free.
So, 2 mins after logging in, they have Legendary walkers, legendary weapons, full Torque, all the ammo you could ever need, and of course, legendary gear sets and placeholders like the rupu desecrator armour, that just makes you naked, nice tits by the way, and an "unfinished" helmet...
Then off they go to cheese anything on the map. They have no actual idea of what the real players need to do to get to that level of geared, they also have no sense of loss, because anything is immediately replaced, for free, they dont bother looking at the trade stations quests, because they have already just GiveItem currency 500000 and have no need to make flots, if they did read the quest, they would realise that there is no way anyone can even carry 300-400 javalins or whatever, so that never actually gets fixed.
This is why the testers and devs are so far detached from the player base, we are not playing the same game at all.
I think its time for another live stream from these devs, where they are forced to play this as it is, no cheats, just solo on a rarity map and lets see how that goes, lets see if chadz is really having fun with his new idea or if its all just a big scam?
by icycalm » 27 Jul 2023 23:44
diffusionx wrote:NOOO YOU CANT HOLD OUR GAME TO THE STANDARDS OF OTHER GAMES IN THE SAME GENRE ITS NOT FAIR NOOOOOO
brasswirebrush wrote:How can you not be excited when before the game is even out, other studios are already pushing back saying "please don't hold all of us to this insane standard".
by icycalm » 05 Mar 2024 16:00
icycalm wrote:Programmers, dude. Art has never seen such stupid, shameless cunts in its entire history.