Yeah, I was thinking about making a website with reviews for these the other day. They'd be quite simple to review as you've said. The review I was thinking of writing would be like,
Ever17
PC - Hirameki International - KID - 2005
This game has a lackluster localization with frequent grammatical errors. The player can play through the game twice with two different viewpoints and also five different girls to get multiple endings with. The story, although original for a visual novel, is not engaging enough. The characters are not interesting nor is the art style. No erotic elements are present to excite and entice the player to continue with the game through the slow moments. Play this game only if you are a dedicated and enthusiastic visual novel fan.