So I have a subscription to Game Informer (it's free when you buy a Gamestop bonus card thing; I didn't subscribe to it on purpose) and while it's not the worst thing you could read about videogames, it's not exactly good, either.
Anyway, in a "First Details" article about Guitar Hero: Metallica that contained 1% information about the game, 24% information about the scenery (e.g., "Expect a lot of pyro."), and 75% information about the history of Metallica, I ran across this little gem in a sidebar:
DVD Style Content
Neversoft promises a "Pandora's box" of extras for the game, including photos, set lists, fan club videos, and rare live and behind-the-scenes footage.
So I'm to take it that these will be photos, set lists, and fan club videos depicting horrors, ills, sickness, plagues, and toil? Or maybe it is Metallica that represents all the evils of the world, and it is their glorious "DVD Style Content" that contains a lingering shred of hope?
Honestly, some people just open their mouths and feces spurts forth. I would have named the author and said shame on him, but I can't find who wrote this thing anywhere. What did I just read that Schopenhauer said about anonymous authorship?