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PC|XS|PS5|SW2 007 First Light

Unread postby icycalm » 06 Sep 2025 16:46

https://ioi.dk/007firstlightgame

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3768 ... irst_Light

Announcement Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-fgtpw ... XVyolQO3wj

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Gameplay Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzkajsh ... XVyolQO3wj

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Constantly smirking American fratboy looks. browns everywhere. Literally unplayable. Really shouldn't have expected anything more from a Nordic studio. They can't write for shit.

Dat soundtrack tho. They couldn't fuck that one up. And mechanically it looks excellent: what Hitman SHOULD have been. If modders clean up the brown and then add Sean Connery with AI, this would be a fun weekend. And how awesome is it to BE Bond in a brand-new story instead of just reading or watching it? Utterly blows away those stupid N64 meme games of course. So yeah, maybe one day I'll play this. But long before that there'll be dozens of Bond stories to play in Alex Kierkegaard's Battlegrounds, believe it or not. And those will have to be one-lifed, no saving or anything.

March 27, 2026, with 24-hour Early Access.
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Re: PC|XS|PS5|SW2 007 First Light

Unread postby icycalm » 26 Sep 2025 14:10

Gemma Chan Announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD9SBrI ... XVyolQO3wj

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I have seen stubbed toes with more beauty and charisma. The waiter extras that appear for 5 seconds in old Bond movies are more attractive.

It's hilarious that they think they're doing yellows a service by representing them in this way.

And her last name rofl... Why not just call her chin chun lol.
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