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Re: The Cult

Unread postby icycalm » 08 Aug 2022 22:01

I just remembered an incident that perfectly demonstrates how stupid Robo is, and what a bad creator he is.

When we all bought TaleSpire, he fired it up and spent a couple hours dicking around with it. Then he came out and told us "You can't build anything good with it. The tools aren't there yet."

This was AFTER months of me posting HUNDREDS of insane pictures of insane things people had built with the program. But just because HE was too FUCKING STOOPID AND LAZY to manage to build anything good IN TWO HOURS (whereas the real creators are spending HUNDREDS of hours), HE FUCKIN' WROTE IT OFF.

THIS is what I was dealing with for six weeks when he came to Tenerife and tried to work on my games. He would routinely leave tasks unfinished all the while telling me he had finished them, and there was no convincing him to get back to work and finish them. In the end we got recoil to join us as a producer, and he couldn't manage to get any decent work out of him either.

I think he has cognitive and developmental issues. He is not normal. He is legit stupid. How can you not get a university degree if you spend nearly a decade in multiple universities? Are you a third-worlder?
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Re: The Cult

Unread postby icycalm » 06 Sep 2022 21:32

https://steamcommunity.com/id/Robomoo

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What you're seeing above is the latest games Robo has been playing.

1. The Makaimura game he saw me praise. But of course he's playing it stupidly by himself.

2. That stupid Valheim game which is survival-builder against AI, which is boring af because the AI can't play these games.

3. Another survival-builder, but alone, since he no longer has friends. And it probably isn't a very good survival-builder either.

At least he has friended Hanged Man again, so he traded a couple dozen of the best gamers ever for a morose Russian retard who doesn't even play games.

The Steam profiles of everyone who has ever left the clan degenerate the moment they leave. For as long as they are near me, they are uplifted by my genius, and they end up playing great games with great people. The moment they take a step away from me, it all comes crashing down for them, and they revert to their normal stupid habits.

That's the reason people leave. It has nothing to do with any other reason they give. They are just dumb and prefer dumb games, or games played dumbly, usually alone.

There's nothing I can do to prevent this fate for them. It is inscribed in their genetic code, and even a superman can hold that off for so long. (For as long as they're paying me at least $25/month on Patreon.)
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Re: The Cult

Unread postby icycalm » 30 Oct 2022 20:15

icycalm's Blessings
https://www.patreon.com/posts/73982231

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icycalm wrote:Man I am BLESSED to have so many people to play all these huge games with. AND they are paying my rent at the same time! I would never have imagined such a cool arrangement.
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Re: The Cult

Unread postby icycalm » 18 Nov 2022 16:17

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Cleaning out my Patreon drafts lmao. Just deleted this. The world will never know the literary masterpiece it lost.

It was several paragraphs of invective on the Cult Rejects clan. Could not bear to finish it. So many cool things to write about in this world, and one thing these guys certainly aren't is cool.
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Re: The Cult

Unread postby icycalm » 19 Nov 2022 22:40

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Cult Parody

Unread postby icycalm » 22 Jan 2023 05:58

I suppose this is the Cult Rejects gossip thread now.

Robomoo and infernovia have been dicking around with TaleSpire lmao. Hanged Man too probably, but his profile is hidden so I can't see.

So Robo will play "TaleSpire" (which campaign lmao? there are none) with the Nepalese retard who's so ADHD he can't even finish a PA match, and the Russian miser who'll block his friends for 20 dollars. To do TaleSpire properly, you need to be a master GM, and spend a fortune. Robo is too dumb to even figure out how to use the program. Last time I checked he thought "it wasn't ready".

I would pay $25/month for a printout of their Discord lmao. Start a Patreon, retards. I'll sign up. Call it Cult Parody.
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