I know this is a joke but not really, because just as it is the natural conclusion of
Star Wars and
Planetary Annihilation, it will be the natural conclusion of
Star Citizen if the project makes it far enough for it to be technically feasible. So it doesn't go in the lol thread, it goes in the main
SC thread. It won't be for sale though, nor will it be buildable by players as the final form of the station-building mechanics. It will appear in the verse probably only as part of a singleplayer or small-scale co-op sequel to
Squadron 42, or at best as an
SC Global Event against an AI enemy. There is a tiny chance it's introduced as buildable only if they add procedural frontier planets and PA-like RTS mechanics. Which is possible but highly improbable because even Chris Roberts isn't that ambitious. But I am, so it will be buildable in
Alex Kierkegaard's Battlegrounds.
P.S. Don't miss the video linked halfway through! It's pretty crazy that it was posted five years ago, a full year before we got into the game! Already by then a few perceptive people could see where it is heading!
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/co ... n_being_opMoriaedemori wrote:Since everyone is talking about Odin being OP
Coming to the store next year!
SigmaSplitter21 wrote:One size 50 laser beam (PILOT CONTROLLED)
Mrax_Thrawn wrote:You have to align the laser with your target. It yaws at 1 degree per hour btw.
demoneclipse wrote:Don't forget the 500 S5 PDCs.
OrganizationTrue5911 wrote:Pretty sure Death Star would be in the millions for PDCs lol.
xx_noname_xx wrote:I mean you just need some ion torpedoes to take it down.
avrus wrote:Pffft no one can hit a target that small.
Fritschya wrote:It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
raven00x wrote:First week after the announcement: "omg the galaxy is going to be overrun with solo death stars!"
First week after release: "omg it's too easy for light fighters to trench run me! I paid $42,000 for this so I could fight other death stars, not to have to find 50,000 people to man the anti-fighter turrets!"
One month after release: "omg this video of REBL org attacking this mostly crewed death star is what I always dreamed of!"
KittehBit wrote:Loaner vehicle is a Caterpillar.
Fritschya wrote:Charge 100k whales would buy it.
SidratFlush wrote:The price needs two extra zeros before the decimal point. Otherwise spot on.
Americansailorman wrote:It's gonna take them like 10 yrs to patch that bug where the whole thing blows up just from a few shots from an F8C Hornet.
Rquebus wrote:Damn that F8C Hornet.
Careless-Chip-5947 wrote:The name in SC universe is Chronos III. They have already their own Death Star.
redakpanoptikk wrote:Paints?
Uncomfortably-bored wrote:Can you imagine the sheer amount of them abandoned around Nyx after the solo drivers complain about lack of hangars?
Present-Dark-9044 wrote:I wonder if there will ever be a game that's a bigger PTW than SC, not for a long time I suspect.
https://akbattlegrounds.netaimi-kaz wrote:Ah, the Drake Leviathan is back!
rucentuariofficial wrote:For legal reasons Drake claim the concept is "purely for mining" it just happens to be mining at a planetary scale.
KuraMaXKamikaZed wrote:Drake Leviathan. You don't dock to space stations, space stations dock to you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/co ... _leviathan
Anon wrote:Now available with cupholders!
Ehnonamoose wrote:For anyone worried about game balance, don't worry. This thing can be taken down by an Arrow with one size 1 missile!
Anon wrote:We covered the exhaust port. Where is your god now?
Ehnonamoose wrote:Ah, well then. Seems like it will now take 2 missiles.
GeneSequence wrote:But that's impossible, even for an AI blade.
nomad1721 wrote:It's not impossible. I used to bullseye Kazi Grazers on my Dragonfly back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
Copy_Critical wrote:There is a million ways to balance shit out, no worries as long as the community is not shove stuffing down the throat, but yeah, let's say shoot in 4 different spots of the station with high precision could actually make sense to weapons like broadsword and such or weapons supposedly looooooonnnng distance but from which are simply not used since late 2.xs
halfhere wrote:Not just is this well done, it's actually hilarious. When the montage of planets getting wiped just kept going, and going, and going... that was hilarious.
Also got a second, real howl of laughter out of me when the SCU was shown as the payload from Sunshine, haha. This is amazing.
Ouity wrote:I'm rolling once the narrator goes into the specs, great video!!
StressedOutElena wrote:Sandy and Chris last moment before getting obliterated!
GooseDetective wrote:Lmao I love how you only get 6 month insurance with the Leviathan.
-RStyle wrote:The "missile knows where it is" audio on top of the "Still D.R.E." sample was all indication I needed to know this was a banger.
Anon wrote:Now this is p2w I can get behind.
Anon wrote:"...the horse they rode in on, and the planet they were born on."
That. Was. Gold.
Aitnesse wrote:I love that it has to ROLL through quantum travel.
Anon wrote:Our engineers assure us it makes it go faster.
Kryptosis wrote:Immediately burst out laughing at the choice of background audio and holy shit the spinning ball warp was a beautiful touch.
Fire88Wire wrote:Perfection!!!
Absolutely one of the best shitposts we've had so far!
TorsteinTheRed wrote:Not enough people are talking about the
missile knowing where it is, but I want you to know that I appreciated that bit.
Juls_Santana wrote:"This still doesn't make SC pay to win, I don't care what y'all say."
RCSabre wrote:This is the quality level you expect a full studio to make for their April Fools, just amazing!
Prosciuto wrote:This was absolutely beautiful and the quantum roll killed me :D
Magical-Manboob wrote:More like Drake Anti-planetary. ;)